@BW_Jones: There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.
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@Holy_Mowgli: ME: so I'm taking him down the hall and he's like "have a nice day" and I'm like "you too" OTHER DEATH ROW GUARD: omg that's so embarrassing
@Laser_Cat: [skywriting] Karen, do you have the checkbook? The skywriting guy won't let me out of the plane until he gets his deposit.
@behindyourback: when I was 9 I thought anyone who preferred strawberry ice cream was weird and sad and now I love strawberry ice cream so I was right
@ChrisHallbeck: Why do birds Suddenly appear Every time You are near? Just like me You’re secretly Made of bread