@BW_Jones: There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.
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@stephenjmolloy: [Quiz show] Host: "Stephen that is the... CORRECT ANSWER!!" Me: "Oh my. I can't believe it!" Host: "Congratulations! You have won Who Wants to Win a Million Bears!" Me: "This is amaz- what did you just say?"
@nickcreelman: Some people say they have a hamster on a wheel in their head. I have 4 squirrels fighting over an acorn.
@tastefactory: DOCTOR: Here's some medicine, for your well-being. GUY WHO HAS SOMEONE CAPTIVE IN HIS WELL: *thinking* How does he know about the Well Being