@BW_Jones: There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.
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@JoParkerBear: They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise.
@iphone420s: me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends
@sofarrsogud: My favourite school memory? Once during sex ed the teacher said 'some of you won't ever need to know this' and everyone turned to look at me
@LurkAtHomeMom: Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles.