@BW_Jones: There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.
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@Dawn_M_: What do you mean you don't know what Care Bear would win in a fist fight? Get off me, this sex is over.
@3sunzzz: If you don't let me in the bathroom, I can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently
@DBMaxP: Having a dog around pretty much denies any opportunity to take advantage of the 5 second rule on a dropped chip
@jannable9: *Food arrives* *Waits 3 days* *Slowly takes bite of food* *Waitress appears from under the table in camouflage* HOW IS EVERYTHING??