@BW_Jones: There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.
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@DanielGAlarcon: yesterday morning after his soccer game, my 6 year old asked me how come the other team gets to change the color of their jerseys every week, while we always had to wear purple. when i explained that, in fact, we were playing against different teams each week, his mind was blown.
@TheToddWilliams: TWITTER: Do you want to see this? ME: No, never TWITTER: Ok ME: Good TWITTER: You will see this less often
@PimpBillClinton: Last night I finally slept with a woman who has a Coke bottle figure. Unfortunately, she was a 3 liter.