@weinerdog4life: There is a button on my microwave that says "super clown" and I do not ever push that button
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@CodyJP9412: REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!