@weinerdog4life: There is a button on my microwave that says "super clown" and I do not ever push that button
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@jus4golf: 15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!
@Mom_Overboard: At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!
@psybermonkey: Me: *practices best man speech while shaving in front of mirror* Driver's ed instructor: stop the car