@GonzoVice: There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things.
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@DanMentos: Dear Sir, I am writing this with a heavy heart. Sorry it's so hard to read I should really find a pen
@ShrugLord: It takes more muscles to frown than smile, so I'll consider this my workout for the day
@BlindChow: [pitching script] WRITER: then the motorcyclist removes their helmet… PRODUCER: *yawns*…and its a woman? W: it's a burrito P: holy shit
@Sickayduh: DAD: I can't believe you bought me a house for Christmas SON: I hope you enjoy it DAD: I'm just gonna... SON: Oh no DAD: Live in the present