@CrackedIllusion: There is no "ea" in Tim.
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@WheelTod: If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup.
@shariv67: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.
@MartaEffing: I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you.