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@Jmboyd58: There is no "I" in TEAM. But there is MEAT.
@MrSandeepP: Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
@Kalarlis: holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?
@awordforaword: "Are you listening to understand or to be right?"
~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions
@omgthatspunny: If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: A guy with a ponytail wearing mirrored sunglasses and camouflage pants just checked me out and winked at me. Still got it.