@ninjadinosaur1: There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security.
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@Not_James_Vogel: I'm a human alarm clock so when I wake up this early for no reason, I punch myself in the face to turn myself off.
@nishadtrivedi: If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.
@noog: "911 what's ur emergency" This guy's not breathing "Did u send him ur vibes?" Yes I been sending em "I'm sending some too" Okay he good now