@ninjadinosaur1: There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security.
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@brunopieroni: Does WebMD ever just say "you're fine, there's nothing wrong with you, go play outside you drama queen?"
@Swishergirl24: The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014.
@DanMentos: “Hello, Pizza Hut” Hi, how many slices are on a large pizza? “eight” And a medium? “eight” *long pause* I’d like to speak with your manager
@mattZillaaaa: Tomorrow is my company's office holiday potluck. I really hope they like the french fries I found between my car seat