@ninjadinosaur1: There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security.
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@TitansHomer: How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*
@Home_Halfway: "I'm gonna make a cool new social media site for college kids, but only for a few years. Then it'll be a mom scrapbook" ~ Mark Zuckerberg
@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.