@philco816: There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone.
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@hello_saylor: My daily affirmation before work goes something like this: "I enjoy receiving a paycheck."
@RobDenBleyker: If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic.
@JLazySAngus: Naming a dog after alcohol is cute until they run away and you scream their name until your neighbor brings you a bottle to shut you up.
@AnnietheNanny1: What kind of shit holiday encourages kids to ring my doorbell AND ask for free food?