@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil
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@SteveSuckington: [job interview] "What's your.." *interrupts* -My greatest strength is my work ethic "Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network"
@Snarfernini: Hello, Room service? Yes, in order to make my fort structurally sound I'm gonna need 9 more pillows brought to room 355 Bring ice cream too
@Cheeseboy22: The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.