@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil
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@E_lok44: Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is
@ericsshadow: My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.
@stevevsninjas: Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor: True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan