@TheNardvark: There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions.
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@Doyle_McLain: BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!
@BriarSly: Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?
@RoosterMustache: WIFE: omg the FBI ME: thats just female body inspectors W: why are they here M: probably all those female bodies we buried W: o yah lol