@TheNardvark: There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions.
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@garrydavenport: "It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything" - cats
@bea_ker: GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards
@ericsshadow: Doctor: How long ago did you injure your shoulder? Women: 9:45am on Monday at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 2002