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@tazsme: There should be an "oh my god, shut up already" button.
@pleatedjeans: Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed
@HeyZeus666: Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas.
@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
@DeborahPuette: Tough love is true love
@jonnysun: whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him