@NYC_Blonde: There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for "flights that are least likely to have noisy children".
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@Ristolable: I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say "Are you kidding me" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time
@AndyAsAdjective: Respond to every "How was your weekend?" today by staring off into the distance & whispering "So much blood..."