@joshy_beck: There was a cricket on my toilet seat so I just backed out awkwardly. Lock the door next time, bro.
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@EyeSeeYou619: WARNING: There isn't nearly as much beer in the wilderness as Coors commercials lead one to believe.
@Douchekevin: Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply.