@Ham_Tornado: There's a fine line between a mirror and the end of this rolled up dollar bill.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ruinedpicnic: [puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Why do you want to be a librarian?" Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
@juliussharpe: A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include "Swam in water" and "Ate".