@abhorrent_wife: There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle.
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@BasicLyes: Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving.
@daplusk: 'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically
@Carbosly: Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer.
@juliussharpe: Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed.