@abhorrent_wife: There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle.
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@dlsims01: Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end.
@WheelTod: I was born a woman, which came as a tremendous shock to my parents as they'd been expecting a baby.
@DanMentos: *gets home from game* "whoa what happened to your eye" I was on the Kiss Cam "oh she wasn't into it?" with the t-shirt cannon guy's daughter
@LifesGoodThing: Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said "number 2"