@Humor_Fetish: There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
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@TheMichaelRock: Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them.
@Marlebean: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to have pizza.