@DevilryFun: There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely.
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@Jesssicle: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like "Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"
@thepunningman: A Starbucks was robbed at gunpoint this afternoon. The culprits are still at venti.