@VestaTot: There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket.
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@shkeeber: *camera pans to a pair of sneakers hanging over a power line* *Sean Connery takes a long drag of his cigarette* "It was a... shoeishide"
@rationalists: The term "mentally ill" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs.
@mlefaye: I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.