@K8yH8y: There's a part of me that still loves you. I hit that part with a hammer. Stupid part.
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@david8hughes: [interrogation] "What do u do for a living?" Jewel thief. "Louder for the tape." [leans in] Cool beef. I bring hot beef down in temperature.
@beefman138: People who scream on roller-coasters : Did you not expect it to go fast down the hill?