@K8yH8y: There's a part of me that still loves you. I hit that part with a hammer. Stupid part.
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@GianDoh: I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one.
@thedailymarker: My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share.
@dyldonot: [tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY