@Schmoodles: There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear.
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@HiddleDeeDee: Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!
@jackiembouvier: [Me and coworker going for the last piece of cake] You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, Nancy from Accounting.
@michaeldyllan: Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.
@kenradio: No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser..