@Token_Geezer: There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect
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@LilBlueBlood: Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car
@Smug_Lemur: A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I'm going to have to live here now. Goodnight.
@SteveSuckington: If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?