@mrdaveturner: There's a woman reading the bible on the tube. Fighting the urge to lean over to her and say "He dies at the end".
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@CelticMoonDance: I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your "spiritual gifts". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect.
@TheNardvark: Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare.
@Parkerlawyer: *signing divorce papers* Client, “Thank God that’s over.” Me, “Yes, divorce is stressful.” Client, “No. The process was fine. I’m just glad the marriage is over.” Me, “I’m glad you aren’t crying. Here’s your bill.” Client *bursts into tears*