@BeardedRambles: There's either a cat with a lampshade on its head here or I'm really drunk.
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@Samigrl2: "Do what you love & the money will follow." Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait...
@TwoSapphiresBlu: My kids are teenagers, and I've found the same thing fixes their bad moods as when they were toddlers: a snack and a nap.
@FatherWithTwins: By the time my 5yo is done with his dinner, it'll be time to start applying to colleges.
@iRowlf: I'm sorry that I gave your baby a wine cooler. I forgot that I superglued a mustache on him earlier and thought he was of legal age.