@BeardedRambles: There's either a cat with a lampshade on its head here or I'm really drunk.
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@therealeatwood: I love kickboxing and think there should be kick versions of more sports, like kickbowling and kickbadminton
@KenJennings: People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like "Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph."
@Owl_Meat: [highspeed chase] ANCIENT GREEK COP: Damn they're getting away *turns on Siren* [several nearby ships are lured to their doom]