@FeatheredFreyja: There's no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt
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@KeepsItRustic: Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time.
@pinupteacher: 3 men asked me out while I was shoveling out my car. Lesson learned: showering and makeup are optional as long you're grunting.