@sidneelyn: there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball
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@samalmightysam: Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?
@StarksWeek: "Bluetooth or crazy" - is a guessing game I play when I see someone talking to themselves on the street. I usually guess wrong.
@gerryhallcomedy: My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal.