@sidneelyn: there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball
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@WilliamAder: Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today.
@DevilryFun: I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better.
@UncleDuke1969: He rose from mild mannered Social Studies teacher... To vicious kingpin of a criminal cupcake empire. Coming soon to AMC: "BAKING BRAD"