@sidneelyn: there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball
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@IamEnidColeslaw: RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT
@JihadPizza: Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.
@ZackBornstein: I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available.