@sidneelyn: there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: People named Thomas, your nickname isn't "Thom" it's Tom. "Thom" thounds sthupid and prethenthiuos.
@Flattliner: I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.