@Steelers1972: There's no easy way to steal a watermelon.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived.
@UncleDuke1969: And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19
@Crutnacker: Biden: Showed Trump our terror briefings about Equestria. Obama: Equestria? Isn't that My Little Pony? Biden: 😉