@Thee_Mikey_B: There's no recipe in this world that raisins can't ruin.
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@squirrel74wkgn: "Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?
@OBiiieeee: [trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no
@trojansauce: DATE: *takes a sip of her water* ME: haha ok wow can you tone down the pda you're behaving very erotically