@Thee_Mikey_B: There's no recipe in this world that raisins can't ruin.
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@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.
@Jamdug: Friend: "Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?" Me: "Sure" *walks up to girl* *whispers* "magnanimous"
@TheToddWilliams: Kid: WAAAHH! MY TOY IS BROKEN!! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape won't fix... Kid: mfflr..frrrr..strnnn