@motrboatr: There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now.
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@PaulyPeligroso: This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless.
@seandunn76: Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*
@DanMentos: FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone