@motrboatr: There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now.
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@amazymay72x: *coughs like a maniac* *pretends to pick nose* *scratches armpit* Things I will do on the bus so no one will sit next to me.
@caliluvgirl77: Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS
@iRowlf: You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up.