@just1fool: There's nothing more pathetic than asking a random woman if she'll sleep with you unless it works because then you're a genius.
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@Parentpains: If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on.
@DaddyJew: You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout "police emergency" and run away
@thrill713: If your kids are playing and it gets totally quiet, then you hear one say "you're okay, you're okay," they are definitely NOT okay.