@just1fool: There's nothing more pathetic than asking a random woman if she'll sleep with you unless it works because then you're a genius.
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@frankzulla: Life is too short beautiful and unpredictable to not tell people how you really feel Her: That's so sweet, I- Green Day is overrated Her:
@kristensauce: Things Red Bull has given me: 1) jitters 2) diarrhea 3) a heart attack Things Red Bull has not given me: 1) wings
@bridger_w: When someone has a baby, I'm just like, OK, clearly you were desperate to have someone to hang out with
@AmishPornStar1: Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered "helping her vacuum." Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned.