@Sean_Burgundy_: There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with "I have time."
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@TheAlexNevil: “Danger” was my middle name until I had it legally changed to “No, I’m good, thanks.”
@jazmasta: [meeting to name the brownie] "How about baked chocolate cake?" "Nah" "Yummy choccy bake?" "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...
@perfect_messs: Me: Can't remember what I said 2 seconds ago. Also me: Remembers verbatim our 37 min conversation about belly button lint from 5 yrs ago.