@SortaBad: There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers.
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@MeatyPunk: girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this
@trevso_electric: Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?
@kimlockhartga: Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet "cheat days" and call them Ashley Madisons.