@SortaBad: There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers.
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@CulturedRuffian: My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives.
@jenyb4: Before I had a kid I thought, god, I wish I could say "please put your shoes on" 17,000 times every morning. My dreams have come true.
@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?