@SortaBad: There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers.
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@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.
@prufrockluvsong: [showering] *comes up with cure to every disease known to man [toweling off] Ah towels are fluffy. Duhhh, what was that other thing again?
@chuuew: BOSS:You were supposed to get an inconspicuous heist car! ME:No one'll suspect the google car B:It's literally documenting everything we do