@EdnaSugar: There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today
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@GaryJanetti: I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway.
@superdadatron: I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers.
@KeetPotato: [valentine's day] gf: [reading my txt] "keith just said he's going to give me 92 minutes of pleasure tonight" her friend: "oh wow" [later watching shrek 2] me: "you look disappointed"