@myonlymizztake: These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
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@briancthayer: *buys 8 first class tickets, fills all of them with infants and toddlers* Me, from way back in coach: *cups hands* SUCK IT RICH PEOPLE
@Phook75: If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room
@Robert_Fultz: I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo.
@iGreenMonk: I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.