@myonlymizztake: These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
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@Social_Mime: When I was a kid I thought 40 was really really old and now I've discovered I was right.
@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!
@miilkkk: If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex. Probably with the other sock.
@NurseMurderer: Objects in the mirror may appear like you've been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years.