@PaulyPeligroso: They call Japan the "Land of the Rising Sun". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?
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@TheMichaelRock: Hey guy driving the speed limit with your hands at 10 & 2, can I have some of that weed you're transporting?
@caseytduncan: I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it.
@Maui_Speaks: Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job.