@Duke1173: They ordered two extra large pizzas at work.
I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
@1Happytwit: A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume.
@weinerdog4life: Is there a class for just the karate noises?
@KentWGraham: The huge spider I bravely killed for my wife turned out to be a piece of thread. I'm not telling her.
@Rlpihl: Noah: I need 2 of every animal
Shark: even us?
Noah: no, you can swim
Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming
Noah: go for it