@Duke1173: They ordered two extra large pizzas at work.
I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
@KKAlThani: *trips a girl and catches her*
Haha looks like you're falling for me
@neiltyson: Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat.
@remmarg_yelsel: I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare.
@_youhadonejob: Honest advertising.
@baseballchickie: First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian.
(I can say this cause I'm Italian.)