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@Marlebean: They say a dog park is a great place to meet guys.

I don't have a dog, but I walk around with a bag full of poop so I don't look weird.

They say a dog park is a great place to meet guys. 

I don’t have a dog, but I walk around with a bag full of poop so I don’t look weird.

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