@nicfit75: They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting.
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@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.
@ericsshadow: At 9 y/o I was obsessed with extraterrestrials & desperately wanted to be abducted. I've changed a lot since then, for instance, now I'm 42.
@VeganZebra: [after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant? ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has
@DaHess1: Tonight's flirtation brought to you by the letter Booze. It's a word? Whatever, man. I don't know algebra and shit.