@nicfit75: They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting.
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@armyVet1972: 1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours
@Playing_Dad: Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me: I didn't do... Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody Me: These are my regular clothes
@Eden_Eats: My greatest wish is for every guy who has ever rejected me to end up with a girl who asks tons of questions during a movie.