@nicfit75: They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting.
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@mompsychologist: Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now.
@lisaxy424: 30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed.
@shutupmikeginn: 0 torches: this is the correct amount for most situations 1 torch: ok if you're exploring a cave 2+ torches: something bad is happening