@LeonEarlgrey: They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug.
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@GoldenSpirals: The greatest trick the devil ever played was offering a buy one get one free sale one day after you already purchased two at regular price.
@designersays: I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy.
@Reverend_Scott: Sorry I said, "Whoa, hope he's good at math." when you showed me your kid's finger painting.
@Storminika: My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway.