@bigmacher: They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy.
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@GoldenSpirals: Why do they call it a "shit-eating grin"? I don't think I'd be smiling if I was eating shit.
@causticbob: I recently got a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, "I don't know. I don't speak Chinese." Then when people ask me what it means...
@NoogsCorner: After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human.
@WillSaysStuff: welcome back to guitar 101 everybody. what now, steve? uh, hey. are you gonna make the 'snapped my g-string' joke? no *steve leaves*