@bigmacher: They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy.
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@drearydoug: At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat.
@AndyAsAdjective: *accidentally grabs a fork from the silverware drawer instead of a spoon but I'm too lazy to go back so it takes me 47 min. to eat my soup*
@Fred_Delicious: [at KFC] "One bargain bucket please" "ok sir, and would you like any sides?" "Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"