@bigmacher: They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy.
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@iwearaonesie: complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories
@Marlebean: Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop