@Hellraisinbgrrl: They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one.
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@joe_binkley: Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio.
@TinaMav: My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck
@batkaren: What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?