@Hellraisinbgrrl: They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one.
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@rolldiggity: It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
@urgeekisshowing: I'm writing a horror story. It's about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it's ok to talk to her. So much blood.
@TheCatWhisprer: No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word.
@Ham_Tornado: New children's book I'm working on: "Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak".