@Hellraisinbgrrl: They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one.
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@Dildo_Hitler: *sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* "hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?" "YES. AISLE B, BACK"
@AIMMadellynne: Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?
@Try2StopME: My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister..