@Hellraisinbgrrl: They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one.
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@MableGertrude: I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun.
@d_duhwit: Me*suspicious the neighbor is a cannibal*:"Do U find this is a tough neighborhood? Neighbor:"Na, u just use a slow cooker. Me:"What? n:"What
@ninjadinosaur1: I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth.