@Jn1fer: Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire.
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@crylenol: I crunched the numbers and this is just incredible. what isn't he telling us. #Sharknado3
@graceful_asfuck: My 10 yr old googled how many states are in Oregon so I guess geography skills are like genetic or whatever
@garrydavenport: Next time my 5 y/o says "Daddy, guess what?", I'm going to refuse to let her continue until I can actually guess, even if it takes 7 years.
@KrangTNelson: AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell books but online AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen