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@Jn1fer: Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire.
@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?
@eileencurtright: I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw.
@Reverend_Scott: Ways to tell a woman's mad at you:
1. She's silent.
2. She's yelling.
3. She acts the same.
4. She acts different.
5. She murdered you.
@AaronMichael_: God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy.
@GibJimson: Damn girl, are you an octagon?
Cause there's like 8 different sides to you.