@Jn1fer: Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire.
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@MarieColette: If anyone's looking to join a pyramid scheme, hit me up and I'll connect you with all the girls I went to high school with via facebook.
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one.
@KrazykurtKurt: If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again