@noneofyours99: Things I hate
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Jake_Vig: Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask.
@squirrel74wkgn: *knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. "Huh? What?" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]
@corinnemlwsw: Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention.