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@ag_loco: Things I haven't seen in a while:
1) the 2yo I'm babysitting today
2) a man
3) my waist-line
4) my imaginary goat, Bill
5) my sanity

Things I haven’t seen in a while:
1) the 2yo I’m babysitting today 
2) a man 
3) my waist-line
4) my imaginary goat, Bill
5) my sanity

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