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@SaraMansford: Things I use my car for, from most to least:

1)Tweeting while parked
2)Snacking
3)Transporting bugs that can fly but are lazy
4)Driving

Things I use my car for, from most to least:

1)Tweeting while parked
2)Snacking
3)Transporting bugs that can fly but are lazy
4)Driving

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