@TheTweetOfGod: Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards.
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@david8hughes: [at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no
@_Water_Baby: I would rather see my husband with another woman in his arms than a hammer in his hand.
@KalvinMacleod: Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car