@JermHimselfish: Thinking about quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working.
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@MindyFurano: Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
@notthattom: i talk to dumb ppl the same way i talk to a puppy... "who's blocking the exit?? WHO? who's blockin' the way!?! YOU are! yes you are!!!"
@SciencePorn: The best thing about the Pluto image from NASA is the silhouette of Pluto the dog right on it.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: he's cute, how old is he? Guy: 25 months Me: first kid? Guy: yeah, how'd you know? Me: because you didn't say "he's 2"