@junejuly12: Thinking it's a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name.
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@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
@KindOfASmartass: I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored
@ibid78: [sees girl reading The Bible] "Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."