@tsm560: *thinks happy thoughts*
*throws pixie dust in your eyes*
*flies off with all your money*
@velweb: My 12 yr. old girl is having a sleepover tonight.
She told me, "DO NOT EMBARRASS ME!"
I'm considering twerking to Ace of Base later.
@Black__Elvis: Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and hold on, are those nuts?
@aneesa_p: Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands.
They don't give a fork.
@timdonakowski: Don’t assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter.
@Jennifergr8: I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend.