@tsm560: *thinks happy thoughts*
*throws pixie dust in your eyes*
*flies off with all your money*
@bingowings14: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something.
@jonnysun: Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom
"wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"
..who told you about science
@WheelTod: [In football huddle]
"What do you guys think happens when we die?"
@KimmyMonte: *sees my husband cry as he holds our newborn son for the 1st time*
wtf did that baby just say to you?
@Phreemann: Her: Do you like Disney?
Me (trying to flirt): I like both knees.