@tsm560: *thinks happy thoughts*
*throws pixie dust in your eyes*
*flies off with all your money*
@WAPratt: CLEVELAND: We want a championship.
DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans.
DEVIL: Trump's the guy.
CLE: We want 2.
@AndyAsAdjective: You probably get this a lot but...
*punches you in the face*
@davedittell: well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America
@adam_bloomquist: If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil.
@Blunder_Woman: Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.