@tsm560: *thinks happy thoughts*
*throws pixie dust in your eyes*
*flies off with all your money*
@Aspersioncast: We should call them Whether Men, because they don't know whether or not it's going to rain, get it? That's a good one.
@Sassafrantz: Lauren's coming over.
"Lauren from work or the one who pretends to be a Dr?"
Lauren: Sorry I'm late, I removed a gooblyglop from a dinkis.
@LeahsLounge: I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
@Tmoney68: George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday.
I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car.