@Shock_Monster: This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight.
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@ericsshadow: [undercover FBI agent steps out of his surveillance van, knocks on my front door] do you ever stop eating?
@RealDMK: Buy followers? No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to
@thepunningman: Remember, you are statistically more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash. [Donkey Pilot turns and does throat slit gesture]