@Shock_Monster: This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight.
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@WilliamAder: I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name.
@dreamthievin: One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song
@RobDenBleyker: Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German.