@Shock_Monster: This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight.
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@rachelle_mandik: HIM: If you're upset that people think you're weird, have you tried being less weird? ME: [eating ice cream with chopsticks] Yes.
@YUCKYBOT: You know what they say? Once you go white, you'll rob the world of it's resources and murder indigenous peoples.
@noogscorner: I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like "That one's shaped like an idiot."