@MrSandeepP: This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics.
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@longwall26: Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say "Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?" then just sit there for 5 years.
@Wames_Jaters: Why are there no owls here? I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters
@ericacanrant: You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze.