@MrSandeepP: This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics.
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@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
@toastymoe: If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?
@drunktweets81: My life is like a beautiful piece of furniture from IKEA. Once I figure out how to put it all together, I may get to actually enjoy it.
@Miss_Firefly_: My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about.