@Tmoney68: This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
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@TheDailySchmuck: Top Five Creepy Things: 5) Dark and stormy nights 4) Spiders 3) Cars with eyelashes 2) Decaf drinkers 1) People who take one bite of cake
@BooFricketyHoo: Dried up sea monkeys taste nothing like chicken. Related: Never ever put your kids seamonkey packets near your cup o'noodles packets. Ever.
@timdonakowski: After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down.