@Tmoney68: This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
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@PULPKetchup: First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules.
@Underchilde: Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.
@callie_cakes: Ex picked up the kids, brought me coffee & took out my trash. This divorce thing is really working out for me.
@myonlymizztake: Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him.